Get Featured in TheThings
TheThings • Guaranteed feature article • 1 week • US audience
Yes, you can get featured in TheThings. Viral Spike Marketing arranges a guaranteed feature article on thethings.com: a full article about you, your project, your brand or your event, approved by you before it runs, indexed on Google, and typically live within one week. The article format, including how the publication presents it, is confirmed in writing before you pay. If the placement does not publish, you receive a full refund.
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Can you get featured in TheThings?
TheThings is an entertainment publication read in the United States by people who follow film, television, celebrity and pop culture.
As an entertainment publication, TheThings sits in one of the most pitched categories in media. Actors, creators and event brands without representation often spend months on outreach and still struggle to get a single story considered. A guaranteed placement works differently: it is arranged with the publication before any writing starts, you sign off on the draft, and it goes live on thethings.com within a window stated in writing, usually one week. It is a real article on the site that you can put in a proposal, a deck or a profile.
What TheThings covers
Readers in the United States come to an entertainment publication like TheThings to keep up with what is on screen, who is making it and who is being talked about. The category spans film, television and streaming, celebrity and public figures, creator and influencer culture, events and nightlife, and the brands that operate in that world. Profiles and feature stories sit alongside the news of the week.
The voice of entertainment coverage is conversational and personality-led. Readers want a person to root for, so stories about an actor’s first significant role, a creator who built an audience from nothing, a filmmaker finishing an independent project, or an event company with a distinctive idea all fit naturally. What matters is a clear character, a real piece of work and a reason the story is being told now.
Who reads TheThings
In the United States, TheThings speaks to people who treat entertainment as part of everyday life. They follow releases, celebrities, creators and events, and they read to discover something before their friends do. Alongside those fans sit the professionals who scan entertainment coverage for talent and partners: producers, promoters, venue owners, casting teams and marketing managers.
Being written about in an entertainment publication changes how the next conversation starts. Instead of explaining who you are, you can point to a TheThings feature that tells the story for you. Performers and creators use that with agents and collaborators, filmmakers and producers with festivals and distributors, and event businesses with clients who want proof before they book.
What a national audience in the United States offers
Trust travels further when the publication is known nationwide. Coverage in TheThings is visible to readers in every part of the United States, so a single feature can support sales in several markets at once. It is also practical for reputation, since customers and partners who check your background tend to look for mentions in outlets they have heard of.
Interest comes from organizations whose audience is spread across the United States, from direct-to-consumer brands to professional firms with clients in several states. It also comes from people whose careers depend on national recognition, including authors, founders and industry specialists, and from overseas companies that want American customers to know who they are.
Who a TheThings feature is a good fit for
TheThings suits people and brands whose work is made to be watched, followed or attended.
Public figures and personalities
Hosts, media personalities, speakers and public figures whose profile is growing and who want a clear, accurate account of their story on record.
Influencers and digital creators
Creators moving from a platform following into wider recognition, with a launch, a collaboration, a show or a business of their own to talk about.
Producers and production companies
Teams making film, television, web series, live shows or branded entertainment who want their work and their way of working known to more people.
Nightlife, parties and live events
Promoters, DJs, entertainment services and venues with a recognizable style, a calendar worth talking about or a new concept opening to the public.
What the TheThings placement includes
Everything below is written into your scope before you pay.
| Item | What you get |
|---|---|
| Placement type | Guaranteed feature article published on thethings.com. The exact format, including how the publication presents the piece, is named in your scope before you pay. |
| Typical turnaround | One week from your written approval of the draft. Your scope names the exact publication window. |
| Audience and region | The United States, with a readership of film and television fans, pop-culture followers and people who keep up with celebrities, creators, events and nightlife. |
| Google indexing | The article is published at a live URL on thethings.com and indexed by Google, so it can be found when someone searches your name or company. |
| Your approval | You review the full draft, request revisions and sign off in writing before anything is submitted. |
| Refund guarantee | If the placement does not publish as written, you receive a full refund. The refund terms are stated before payment. |
The outlet, format, timeline and refund terms are written into your scope before you pay, exactly as they are for every guaranteed PR placement from Viral Spike Marketing. TheThings is one of the outlets in our publications directory.
What makes a story pitch-ready for TheThings
Entertainment readers want a person, a project and a reason to care now.
The features that work in this category are built on something real that an audience can see: a film, a show, a body of content, a run of events. Around that, readers want the human story, including where you started, what you risked and what changed. If you can point to the work and tell that story plainly, you are ready.
We start by choosing one angle from the list below and building the piece around it. Most people have two or three that could work, and part of our job is deciding which fits this audience best.
What weakens a pitch
- No project to point to. Entertainment readers want something they can watch, attend or follow, so a feature about plans alone has very little to hold on to.
- Inflated numbers. Follower counts, views and credits are easy to check, and everything we write has to be true and supportable.
- Borrowed fame. A story that leans on famous names you once stood near says little about you and reads as thin to an entertainment audience.
- Everything at once. Acting, hosting, a clothing line and a podcast in one piece blurs the picture. One project or one thread, told well, works better.
How Viral Spike Marketing handles it
Strategy, story angle, writing, placement, delivery. No retainer, no lock-in.
Strategy
A short consultation covers your work, your story so far, your release or event dates and your goals. If TheThings is not the right outlet for your goal, we say so.
Story angle
We identify the angle an editor at TheThings would run: the hook that makes you worth a fan’s time, whether that is new work, a milestone or an origin story.
Writing
Our writers draft the piece to TheThings’ standards and length. You review it, request revisions and give written approval.
Placement
The approved article is submitted to the publication inside the agreed window. Nothing is submitted before you sign off.
Delivery
The piece goes live on thethings.com. You receive the live URL and guidance on using it in your press kit, website, social profiles and booking materials.
Viral Spike Marketing has run press and visibility campaigns for brands, founders and artists across the country, including names such as OVO Sound, Taylor Gang, G Herbo and NLE Choppa. Guaranteed placements are one route inside our public relations service; pitched coverage is the other.
TheThings placement FAQ
What actors, creators and entertainment brands ask before booking a TheThings feature.
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Can an event, nightlife or entertainment business be featured, not just a person?
Can a company based outside the United States benefit from a feature in TheThings?
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What happens if it does not publish?
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Get featured in TheThings while the moment is yours.
Share who you are, what you have made and what is happening next. We will confirm the fit, put the outlet, timeline and refund terms in writing, and handle it from angle to live link.
Guaranteed feature article · you approve the draft · full refund if it does not run